JenLa

Ponchos don’t kill people; people who knit ponchos kill people.

Birthdays and News and Errors, oh my!

Filed under: Knit-along, WIP, newflash, socks — La at 5:31 pm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008

So out of the blue, my SIL calls the other day (she usually emails, and she NEVER calls unless it’s a birthday or holiday) to tell me that she loves my gifts…that I give the gifts that keep on giving. Apparently, every time she wears the sweater I gave her for Christmas, she has amazing sex that night. I asked her if it was with my brother, to which she responded, “Of course!” to which I replied…”and it’s actually amazing? Wow.”

You have to understand: SIL = Beauty; Brother = Geek. They SO based that show on them, I swear!

Anyhow, when they were here at Christmas, my SIL was admiring the socks my mom was wearing one day. She said she liked how cute and stripey they were, and how much fun it would be to wear them and how adorable the looked on my mom with a pair of mary janes. Come to find out, the pair in question were these.

Sox

The ones I knitted back in Nov. 2006…my first ever pair ever.

So what have I been working on?

SophiaSox

Sophia’s May birthday socks

Yep, that’s right. May. May 4 to be exact. To Denver. No sweat. Uh, what’s the date? Guess I’d better get crackin, huh?

By the way, I only have one question. Well, it’s more like a request, but it’s a relatively simple one, minuscule, really. Why, in the name of all that is good and woolly, can’t I find a DECENT self-striping sock yarn without all the weird mish-moshed white-and-colored mottled bits, in the colors I like? Is that too much to ask? As Jen is want to say…I WANT THE KIND THAT I WANT!!!!! Hello! Yarn companies. Not everybody likes those. Some of us would like our self-striping sock yarn to be solid. sheesh!

Oh, and hey! How about these two bits of “yay me!” news? First, I’ve been alonged! Yup, by she that is oh so Charmingly Wicked has organized a KAL for…

Washbutt.jpg

…with it’s own yahoo group and everything! So go join, already. You know you wanna!

Also, remember that abomination aka The Muppet Pelt Assmat pattern? It’s been published for reals. It’s in “Knitting Purls”; a wonderful gem of a newsletter from Charing Cross Publishers, and more specifically by Ida, founder of the Lily M. Foundation, Friends of Lily website and organizer of the Lily Pads Project (for which I designed the Muppet Pelt Assmat). Man, that’s one busy lady there! The newsletter has all kinds of fun stuff; humorous and informative articles, helpful yarn and product reviews, interviews, and original patterns. To subscribe just send an email to knittingpurls@charingcrosspublishers.com.

And before I go, I leave you with the cutest Ravelry fuck-up glitch ever.

Mouse club

What don’t see it? I’ll give you a hint. C’mon and sing it with me…

Now it’s time to say goodbye
To all our company…
Are Aay Vee…Ee-el Are Why
Em-Oh-You-Ess-Ee

(R.A.V.EL.R.Y
M.O.U.S.E…
over on the right where the screenshot of the blog is s’posed to be. See it?)

Squee-mish

Filed under: Knitting, socks — jenifleur at 9:48 am on Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Maybe you can’t tell, but I’ve been working really hard at keeping the squee off the blog. I mean who really wants to hear all about the fiber festival I’m going to on Thursday except the people who will be there? And we’ve been squeeing on Ravelry just so nobody would have to listen to us. However, I feel I must say that the squee is present and responsible for my inability to form coherent and interesting sentences right now. Ergo, the use of the word “squee” as both a noun and a verb. If I don’t let some out, the resulting explosion may get me banned from SAFF in future.

Hey look! Presents!


books!
yarn!

Speaking of squee, huh? Susoolu sent me these books and the Woolywormhead wool/silk for no apparent reason! I have no idea what I did to deserve such riches, but I adore these gifts and am deeply grateful. Thank you very, very much, Susoolu. When we come visit our relatives in England, I shall kiss you. Please be wearing your fart shoes.

Oh what the hell, since I opened the floodgates of squee.. Floodgates. All levity aside, that word is a very sore subject for another day. Let us say.. since I opened a CAN of squee I might as well tell you that Cat Bordhi’s latest book, “New Pathways for Sock Knitters” is how jenifleur got her sock groove back and that is squee worthy, indeed. I have a class with her in November to see what makes her tick. I get the feeling she might be the Beautiful Mind of knitting. She has come up with loads of new construction ideas which make socks very interesting to knit. I find myself thinking at nearly every stage how I wouldn’t have thought it would work. My only tiny, itty bitty complaint is that it’s set up for 2 circ or DPN knitting, which is not how I knit socks. It really doesn’t take any extra thought when you realize you just follow the 2 circ instructions and treat one half of the magic loop as needle one and the other as needle two, but it can be a bit distracting when the brainpan is already a-whirl with all the crazy new stuff.


linen stitch
sky sock

I cast on for the Sky Sock Architecture design, “Bartholomew’s Tantalizing Sock” on Saturday afternoon and by Sunday the first one was done. It was meant to be my SAFF knitting, but the second one will probably be done today because I’m already to the heel turn and I can’t stop knitting. You will surely understand the gravity of the following statement and factor it in as the heart of my testimonial: this sock was knit cuff down and I didn’t mind a bit. There. I said it. Actually, the book has socks going both directions, but I fell in love with that linen stitch, which I think is so nice in variegated yarn. The yarn is Lotus Yarns “Naked Eye”. [Local yarn! Squee!]

Finally, in an attempt to blot up the squee stains, here are some fish I never showed you.


fish
There really is a fish. Look harder.

I bought three gold fish and chucked them in my fountain. I named them Slip, Slip, Knit. One day Slip decided to take a nap next to the pump and his lovely tail got sucked into the motor. It was gruesome. I removed him and he swam around like he was three sheets to the wind for about a week and then he started swimming upside down. He wasn’t dead, he was living in a new reality. I decided to do the kind thing and after he was gone, I renamed them S, K, PSSO. Just thought you might find this naming scheme handy if you ever decide to name your pets after knitting terms.

FO Sure!

Filed under: FO, Knitting, socks — La at 3:21 pm on Monday, October 15, 2007

Udones

Stats: Udones aka Roman Socks, Men’s size 11-1/2
Pattern: Made it up as I went along…mostly, kinda
~Toe-up using Turkish Cast-on
~Sherman “Encroachment” Heel
~Alternating 2×2 ribbing pattern “Gentleman’s Fancy Sock” from Knitting Vintage Socks by Nancy Bush
~2.5″ stockinette rolled-cuff
Yarn: Knitpicks Palette in Fawn
Needles: US Size 1 [2.25mm] Bamboo DPNs
Started: July 2007
Finished: October 2007
Mods/Notes: This is the first pair of Udones I’ve actually enjoyed knitting. The yarn still sucks ass, but it works for what I’m doing. Maybe my enjoyment came from trying new techniques, and making up the pattern as I went along. Or perhaps it’s because I’m really liking the look of the finished product. Finally, a not-quite-so-ugly pair of Roman socks. Or maybe it’s because these are intended as a gift for a friend of our who has, for the last 2 years, traveled from Melbourne (area), Australia to join us in our Autumn reenactment event. More than likely it was a combination of the 3.

Whatever the case, I think I found my FOrmula and I’ll be using this pattern for future Udones at least until it falls into meh. The only real gripe I have is that the toe seems a bit narrow, but casting on more stitches should fix that. Now to find a better solid yarn that still gives a bit of a rustic, utilitarian look without costing a small fortune. Thank gawd I only have 2 more balls of the palette left!

I tried to revisit Morning Glories again, but couldn’t quite get back in the rhythm. I think maybe I need just one attention-hogging brain suck on the needles at a time, and right now, that’s the baby blanket, which I would absolutely LOVE to have completed in time to give to my brother & his wife at their baby shower, November 4.

Instead, I think it’s finally time to cast on Central Park Hoodie. Fall done felled today, and I’m getting a hankering for sweater-wearing. Also? The 2 people I said I was going to knit this with have already started theirs. As usual, I’m bringing up the ass-end. Besides, THIS is what’s awaiting me…

Skye Tweed

Yeah, I don’t thik I can wait any longer!

Post Shearing Stress Disorder

Filed under: Fiber Farming, Knitting, socks, sweaters — jenifleur at 4:30 pm on Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I feel like I was gone for awhile but it was only that I wasn’t on the computer for 4 or 5 days. I’ve gotten where that makes me feel very out of the loop. Jared came into town Saturday and left Monday evening and then I worked a long one yesterday. The day after a holiday is always an ass-kicker but yesterday I have to say the mail won. It wasn’t a bad day, just extremely demanding. Though I did have several “*&#(*&@” moments wondering why the hell people insist on planting stuff around their mailboxes. Probably the same mentality that leads people to decorate their toilets. Anyway, I drank a couple of hefewiezens [see a future post of Claudia's for the definition..], got a big kick out of the ridiculous drama going on about the opening of Ravelry and how public it will or won’t be, then had a night of good rest and I’m feeling a lot better.

The recipients of Rainycloud, Ninjabun and Uh-Ohs was thrilled with them and that makes me very happy. I don’t really gift knit unless it’s for someone very close, but that makes me more concerned with how well they are received. I’ve also been thinking of how the rest of the year is shaping up for me and my knitting projects. There’s not much time left in the year and how would I like to end it? With a bunch of larger projects in progress? With bare naked needles? Or like New Years is just another day? I know for sure there’s one gift I’d like to knit in time for holiday gift giving, and that’s Jared’s Bauhaus, but we have an anniversary, Valentines and his birthday all a bit after Christmas, so if I don’t make it in time, I won’t freak. Still, though, I’d like to clean CPH off the needles by SAFF and dedicate the post-SAFF to Christmas period to that project, which leaves me 15 days to work on CPH. Almost all year I’ve been deadline knitting, much of it self-imposed, but it’s actually been working for me for the most part. With that in mind, I’ve picked it back up:

CPH back

I also have a pair of socks to finish by the end of November, so let’s call it Thanksgiving.

gent socks

These are the Gentleman’s Sock With Lozenge Pattern from Knitting Vintage Socks and I’m doing them as part of the Wodehousian Fibre Artists KAL. The yarn, for those of you wondering, is Knitting Notions Texas in the color Aubergine. 55% mohair, 45% merino. I bought it last year at SAFF, so this fills a second goal of using up some of what I bought at SAFF last year in anticipation of this year’s Bankrupt-o-rama.

While Jared was home, not only did he bush-hog my garden and the fence and barn perimeters, but we also did some shearing. We did the lambs and Kitty and Carlina. We didn’t do the other angoras because they’re for sale right now and I think they’d sell better in fleece. We did do deworming and hoof-trimming on everyone, though. It kind of cracks me up when I think about how much some people want to visit on shearing days. They’re hot, dirty, frustrating, back-breaking and exhausting. I honestly don’t know how some farms manage to do it with a freaking audience looking on. However, since we didn’t have anyone over, I promised a couple of pictures. It’s impossible to hold a kicking, screaming, peeing and pooping goat while also trying to take photos, so all I have are the “after” shots.

It rained yesterday and the lambs are already looking disheveled because of it.

lamb after first shearing

The goats, however, are looking and feeling great. Carlina is very pleased with her new fall ‘do and is all ready to meet the mangoat of her dreams:

carlina's cut

I got a nifty new fiber prep tool that I’m going to show you soon, but it is supposed to help remove VM from the fleece. You might wonder why I would need something like that.

hay, llama!

It’s because fiber livestock, those animals for whom it is most important to be clean and as free of hay and other ick as possible, don’t like to lay on the fresh green grass. They only like to lay in poop and hay if possible. Everywhere I look, I see spinners proclaiming with religious fervor about only buying coated fleece. I’ve been doing some preliminary research on coats because I’d like to have fleece that people want to buy. I can’t fully get on board with the coats, though. Canvas coats exist, but they damage the tips and can cause mold and other problems in addition to not holding up to UV and bramble exposure. Most coats are nylon. Some are “breathable”, as in they are made of that stuff old lawn chair webbing used to be made of. I’m not sure I can do this to my animals, but I admit I might be a little oversensitive about it. I can’t fully wrap my heart around the idea of having a natural fiber farm where the animals are living their lives in plastic bags. There’s also the carbon footprint issue to consider. But spinners will pay more for coated fleece because they only want to deal with lanolin, dirt and the steps involved in combing/carding and spinning as a way to take their craft back to its origins, not the part where there’s poop or hay. Kind of like how a lot of us want organic, humane beef but we still want it to spring forth pre-trimmed from plastic wrapped styrofoam trays. And how we want to go visit the fiber animals at the festivals, but we have to immediately hose ourselves down with pesticides in the form of anti-bacterial gels after touching them because OMG, animals are walking disease factories but we’d just die if we didn’t have their hair to play with. So you see, I’m torn. I discussed it with the llamas and told them that if they didn’t want to end up wearing lawn chair sweaters, they’d better try to stay a little cleaner in future.

llamas
Hay? What hay? These are the bits we’re saving for later.

I get the feeling they aren’t going to solve this ethical dilemma for me.

Unlikely Event

Filed under: Knitting, socks — jenifleur at 11:06 am on Monday, June 25, 2007

I was beginning to think I would never in my lifetime be looking at this:

bayerische socks

Finishing this object was like molasses flowing uphill in January. I don’t think I’ve ever had a pair of socks on the needles this long, I really don’t. In all fairness, it’s not as if I didn’t have any warning. ‘96 stitch socks on size 0 needles that use up yarn at a fearsome rate’….. It’s not that I didn’t like knitting them. It’s just that I started them in…Feb? March?…and a lot happens over that amount of time. You see a lot of things you’d like to knit. You start a lot of projects, you buy a lot of yarn. But there they are, those socks, sitting there making you feel guilty for their unfinished state. A bit of resentment can’t be helped. The first sock has been done for a long time. So long, in fact, that I can’t even call what I experienced with the 2nd one Second Sock Syndrome. It was more like First Sock Syndrome, Again. And my utter lack of ability to memorize several of the charts didn’t help.

bayerische, side

Still, they are done. And I do love the result.

Specs: Bayerische Socks by Eunny Jang

Yarn: Southwest Trading Company’s Tofutsies, color 730 “Lightfoot” ONE ball.

Mods: Short row, encroachment heels and toes. This is the short row method where you don’t do wraps or yarn overs. Currently, it’s my favorite method. It’s a well known fact that I LOVE doing short rows, any method, wraps, yarn overs, whatever, I think it’s simply MAGIC. If you’ve been having trouble with holes in your short rows, give this method a try and see if your problem is solved. ETA: There is an excellent tutorial here, and I promise it will make more sense when you’re doing it than it will just looking at the pics. Or, you may find this one easier. [The 2nd one is the one I used, but it's written directions with no pics.]
encroachment heel

The one mod I really wish I had made and didn’t and can’t for the life of me think why, is to have done them toe-up. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, but I’m mad for toe-up. In a pattern like this, that uses TONS of yarn, I can’t imagine why it wouldn’t be toe-up to begin with so you could simply stop when you ran out of yarn. I probably could have gotten two more repeats in the leg of this sock, but I was afraid to keep going because of the warnings of how much yarn the pattern eats. Alas, I never seem to take my own advice.

Comments: A word about the yarn. This is the yarn with the chitin-or shrimp and crab shell content. I’m pretty convinced this is a gimmick, really. I know, it’s supposed to have natural antibacterial qualities, but I’m not buying either it’s existence nor the necessity of it. The yarn is a bit splitty. The first few rows working with this yarn can be a headache, but I’m glad I persevered because I do like the hand of it. It’s got a cottony feel and drape but the blend makes it so it’s not uncomfortable to work with. The size 0 needles I used [addi turbos] seemed to be the perfect size for it. I knit neither tight nor loose, and typically get gauge with recommended needle sizes, so YMMV. I do think that most people seem to use needles that are too small for the yarn and they get really hard fabric and I seriously do not recommend that for this pattern if you like to move your feet while wearing socks. Also, I recommend some experience with cables before you attempt these. If you are looking to learn to cable without a cable needle, here’s your chance. You’ll be a devout believer by the time these are over. And all you nut bags who did this pattern as a knee sock? I bow to your inimitable patience!

I have two more sock patterns and their yarn locked and loaded. After a bit of catch up on UFO Resurrection it’ll be all Morning Glory all the time with a bit of sock for the brain dead times.

P.S. Hey, does anyone local with a big freezer want to split a grass-fed, free range local cow with Melissa and me? We each want a quarter. Processed, wrapped and stamped. Support local agriculture and sustainable farming and all that…

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