Have Your Balls Dropped?
Because it’s a New Year and that means it’s also the Fourth Annual JenLa Knit Blog Awards. The awards show where we make this shit up a couple hours before we hit publish. The awards show where you don’t get a vote. The awards show where if you whine, you get a demerit next year. The awards show where Jen and La forget to give out most of the awards. Shut up, it’s New Year’s Eve and we’ll chug champale if we want to. It’s also the awards show that almost didn’t happen this year. [Remind Jen to show you photos of her computer, currently in pieces.] Yet, we overcame not just our schedules and computer woes as well as our husbands clamoring for us to spend JUST ONE New Year’s Eve with them, but also a zombie apocalypse to bring you this year’s awards. OK, it wasn’t really a zombie apocalypse, it was really more like we were really, really tired and brain-dead, but still. We were going to nip this in the bud a couple years ago but the public outcry was too much for us. So in order to avoid disappointing a handful, we irritate the masses. Grab your steaming hot mug of Shutthefuckup and kindly ignore the fact that the list shrinks by approximately 20% every year.
1. If Only It Were Her Underwear Award goes to Purling Dervish for the most frequent changing of themes.
2. Designer of the Year Always a hard one, and every year it gets harder with more and more knitters bringing their talents to the designing end of it all. However, this year Anne Hanson Came close to making us give up designs by anybody else. And she designs them so fast, you’d have to be faithful only to her just to knit them all!
3. The Thanks For Making Us Look Bad Award: Amy’s Babies. Why don’t you just do everything better than us, then? FINE.
4. The Cutest Ugly Thing Ever Award: F. Pea’s Star Nose Mole. Does ugly GET any cuter? Sheesh! So what’s next? Knitted manatees or Jerusalem crickets?
5. Funnestest. The Furry Fury This blog has EVERYTHING! Humor, monkeys, singing and dancing, plus a lot of made up words. The english language only has a quarter of a million words and if you read us [like........ever] you know it’s not enough.
6. Double Chocolate, Chocolate Chip Award: Shut Up and Knit! the sweetest Cookie we ever bit into…and nibbled on…and spit back out. Oops!
7. Excellence in Knitucation Award: TECHKnitting. We’ve learned things we didn’t even know we didn’t know.
8. Best Streaming Curse: Wanderlust knits much, much envy.
9. Now Dance For Our Amusement: Uberstrickenfrau. Post more, Olga. Enough with your lame excuses about life and responsibilities, we have decreed that you shall write in a more frequent manner.
10. Blogistan’s Most Popular Book: Yarn Harlot strikes again with her run-away Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Casts Off: The Yarn Harlot’s Guide to the Land of Knitting. Between her book and her tour, she’s gotta be the hottest knitlebrity out there. Hell, she even has her own Wiki entry ferkreissake!
11. Jen & La’s Favorite New Book: Cat Bordhi’s New Pathways for Sock Knitters. Yes, it’s our award show, and if we wanna be different, then dammit, we’ll be different!
12. The Jaws, aka Fresh Blood Award goes to: Ok, wow there are one hell of a lot of new knitting blogs lately. And a bunch of them are actually good! So this year instead of deciding, we’re awarding a whole list of our faves as a way to say “Welcome to the Bloggerhood”. In no particular order:
Fumbling With Needles
Knit Devil
Uberstrickenfrau (what can we say? we. love. her)
Knits 4 Bears
Ruth
13. Best New Internet Knit Thing Ever: What do YOU think?? Ravelry. Duh
14. Longest acronym in the history of all mankind: MAMoStriLiWhUnDerInfluHomiIdWhoFaMeStiNeedaCouMoYeaToGeOvLastin Found here at Purls B4Swine.
15. Best LYS: Knitch. In addition to the awesome yarn store, knitter’s loft with kitchen, they have a bar. What ever else could you possibly want…except, maybe some cabana boys? Oh, wait. They’ve got one of those too!
16. Overshare, aka TMI, aka Poke Out My Mind’s Eye award goes to: Evil Science Chick (again) for her wonderful spinning analogy.
17. Most contageous virus wide-spread meme: The Days-Of-the-Week meme
18. Longest Picture Award: This one. Dude, Jessica called it right there in the comments.
19. Our Favorite Blog Pet Award: Chappy! Sorry, Chappy, there’s no biscuit jackpot here, but we know adoration counts with dogs.
20. Stupidest Pet Trick We’re Still Waiting to See Award: The Chicken Goddess shampoos her chickens. No, really. For fun. Still waiting for that video, though..
21. Home Away from Home Award: Purling Oaks, where we feel like we could just drop in, have a cup of tea and absorb all the comforts and warmth.
22. Most Inappropriate Name Award: Turtlegirl. Have you seen how much stuff she knitted this year? There’s definitely steady, but no slow here.
23. Twice as Nice Award: Two Black Sheep. Lola and Ava-knitting/blogging/swearing sisters trying to keep the blog a secret from their Mom. Lola even got knocked up just to distract her.
24. Spinning Technical: Tie! Abby’s Yarns and Spinning Spider Jenny make that whole twisting hairs into yarn thing seem so easy-and fun!
25. The Hawkeye Award: Carol of Knit & Run spotted a tiny (but ubercool) write-up about us in a small (but incredibly tasteful, in our humble opinion) crafting magazine.
26. Queen of Socks It’s not just the profusion of socks, but the variety and beauty that edge Debi out in front. And get a load of her maincures du jour!
27. Best Podcast Award: Is a tie this year between Sticks & String and Stash & Burn! Not only do they both have content continuity (is that redundant?) but they stick with the fiber and and we LOVE that. Their voices are pleasant (La especially likes David’s aussie accent). Both ‘casts have interesting interview, introduce us to new yarns, books, techniques and other yummy fibery subjects. S & B’s dedication to greener knitting and S & S’s thought-compelling essays are just a few of the reasons you all should be listening too!
28. KAL of the Year: Knit From Your Stash 2007. ALL the cool kids were doing it!
29. I Think I’m Turning Japanese Award: You can’t knit just one of Anna’s designs over at Mochimochi Land.
30. Give ‘Til It Bleeds Award: Sarkasmo donates blood. Her own blood. Like, from inside her body! How’s that iron, Sarkasmo?
31. Cutest Couple Award: Red Dog Knits Scrappy and Gangles. Plus, they have the coolest mom evar. Take us on a laundry basket ride, Kristi!
32. We’re Gonna Need a Step Ladder to Reach the Bar You Set Award: Farm Witch for living off the grid, farming yarn while making the earth more livable and for her beautiful creations.
33. Realest: Big Alice, who gives you the bad along with the good. No pretense of perfection, and we’re grateful for her special dose of humanity in a polished up world.
34. Most Popular Pattern: Monkey. They might have even been more popular than last year’s Jaywalkers, but we’re not betting the farm on it just yet.
35. Give Us Somma That Award: Norma, just a wee little shot of your energy, please? Your drive? Your convictions? Kthanks.
36. Blogudrama of the Year: Oh, let’s not drag THAT up again, please. In fact, we’ll just be eliminating the Best Buns award this year, too.
37. Scared the Crap Out of Us Award: Peeve went MIA for a really long time. Oh sure, she CLAIMS life and other stuff got in the way. We suppose her reasons were all good and acceptable, but we worry, you know. Welcome back!
38. The Pacific Sardine Award: aka How Many Knitters Can La Fit Under Her Teeny Tiny Roof goes to The First Official Gathering of the Anti Social Knitters Group (A.S.K. for short), supervised by Saber, Trixie & Sassy and those in attendance:
Zoe
Susan
Betty
Wen
Andria
Madge
Marie
Lyssa
Monica
Michelle & Maya
Wendy
39. Biggest Yarn Craze: This was a toughy! On the one hand, the sock yarn nobody can keep in stock would definitely be Smooshy, but for pure luxury, hands-down, sea silk made anyone with even a vague budget cap on their yarn buying sea green with envy…Though we predict that Woolmeise, will sure be a contender next year. You all are buying up so quickly we can’t get our hands on a single skank!
40. Raving For Rovings Awards: Though you can always count on BFL being popular, Cormo seems to be the spinning fiber of the moment. It’s Corriedale. It’s Merino. It’s Cormo! [We hereby predict Shetland for 2008. That's foreshadowing, folks.] And while there are any number of awesome roving clubs out there, luxury abounds at Wooly Wonka Fibers and there are colors you will dream of all night long at Electric Sheep. But Jen was several times thwarted this year from getting her hands on some Funky Carolina.
41. Everyone’s a Comedian Award: LOLcats. Incessantly duplicated, almost never replicated. Hysterically funny at that URL. Every knitting blog’s a wannabe. Oops, we might be bleeding into Biggest Irritation Award territory here…..
42. Al Swearengen Award for Excellence in Swearing: Lizard Smells, the curser formerly known as Cheap Ass Knitter wins, as predicted by…um… us, last year. Insider what?
43. Best Effin’ Oh of the Year Award: Autumn Rose. We shall live vicariously through CK, Claudia and Deb.
44. Most Missed: Lauren. Sneef!
45. Knotion of the Year: Go Knit Pouches. We got ours from Spinning Yarns Online.
46. Pusher of the Year: Loopy Ewe. You can’t resist the pull of her tractor beam, don’t even try.
47. Blue Fairy Award: Rabbitch , for becoming a Real, Live Yarn Person. No, seriously! Go Look. She didn’t even have to stop telling lies.
48. Best Comment We Got Award: Heather cracked us up and demonstrated a deep sense of kindred spirit with her comment here.
49. Robert Altman Award: For all the highly complex and irritating dramas she was involved with this year, Claudia should get a studio deal.
50. Secretly Famous Award: Famous Steve is so secretly famous, even he doesn’t know what he’s famous for.
51. Picture Perfect Award for best photography goes to Cara, hands down! I mean, really. Who doesn’t have a set of her gorgeous greeting cards? Well you should get one…or ten!
52. Best Non-Knitting Blog: Ugly Overload. Try it each morning before coffee.
53. Harnessing the Power of the Knitter Award: Norma and the Red Scarf Project. So successful it’s almost too successful.
54. Shortest Meet-up in Knitting History Happened over some fish tacos and Bug chasing between House La and House Pacalaga, and lasted all of about 2 hours. One of La’s favorite brief moments of ‘07.
55. Religious Moments in Knitting Award: Thank you sweet Wool Gods for Thy bounty that is Addi Lace Needles. We give thanks for their pointy gloriousness, their smooth-ed jointyness. Thy comfort is in our hands. Thou cleaveth not the plies of the yarn, but scoopeth them in divine perfection. The lovingly crafted stitches Thou clingest not. Addi Lace Needles, Answer to Our Knitting Prayers. May all blasphemers and profaners against Thy perfection burn in everlasting Hell. Amen.
2007 sucked less. It was weird, but not as horrible as 06. At the end of it all, we probably both feel a little out of touch with the rest of you, but right now it’s a whole new year! While the future may be uncertain, knitting and blog friends are definite. And although not a lot has been happening on the blog lately, it doesn’t mean there’s not a lot happening. There’s lots to tell, which is a good way for a new year to begin if you have a blog. Thank you to all our readers, lurkers, commentors and linkers. You’re all a part of our lives and we’d feel so lonely without you.
Happy New Year from Jen and La!
January 1st, 2008 at 12:26 am
Always a fun read - happy new year to both of you!
January 1st, 2008 at 12:28 am
Happy New Year Ladies!!!
Just had some bubbly and thought I’ll check if you guys already posted. And of course you did.
Thanks for the Altman award - I am especially touched because he is one of my favorite directors! I guess the editor-in-chief and I will swing by and see if they want to buy some of the drama stories in L.A. now - got room, Miss La? There should be plenty enough juice for a whole soap opera - how about “Knitters Gone …”? Y’all fill in the blank.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:58 am
Okay, that is really cool. However, I want to be a contender in the best CROCHET podcast next year okay? Just Joking!
Great List…happy New Year Ladies!
xoxo
Marly
January 1st, 2008 at 2:17 am
Damn right, I give blood. I have to, what with all the vampires in Canada.
Toronto, to be specific.
Don’t act like you don’t know.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:55 am
Aw, thank you guys. Now I’m going to have to have an existential crisis in January and blog all about it, aren’t I?
Or post at least one freakin’ ugly F.O. disaster.
Happy New Year! I’m glad 2007 sucked less! Sorry about that zombie apocalypse!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:02 am
Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:05 am
Wow, thanks for the mention! I am incredibly honored! Happy New Year to you and yours!
Carolyn
January 1st, 2008 at 8:31 am
Finally! You like me! You really like me!
So, does that make Famous Steve the Paris Hilton of the knitting world?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:09 am
I always look forward to your awards! Another great list of blogs to check out. Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
We are honored! Thanks for the award! Happy New Year to Jen and La!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:02 am
Happy new year! Yeah, the list! My favorite part of the holiday. It helps that this year I’m not hungover, so I can make it through the links on 1/1!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:08 am
I am honored, really! I had no idea anyone noticed the work, sweat and tears I put into my cursing. It’s an art, really. Much like spousal manipulation in order to further my stash. Artistic as fuck, y’all!
Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:12 am
Awesome job girls! (Sorry, I just can’t call you ladies.) I’m a wuss and couldn’t stay up for the post. I needed to make sure I was awake for Norma’s stash sale.
Well at least the broken computer explains all the poking I’ve been doing with no Rabid Coyote response from Jen.
Thanks for everything this past year. Yes, even for suckering me in the KFYS. I LURVE YOU BOTH!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am
Whee! This year we’ll have to go for the longest ever knitting meetup. So when are you moving into the house next door?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:28 am
What a perfect “pick-me-up” from last night! Thanks for the nod and notice the compelling lack of anything New Year’s related from us. So far, we’re one year and five months in “mom stealth mode” and counting. Happy new year to you both!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am
Thanks for including me in the list! What an honor!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Happy New Year to you both. I’m so touched and surprised to see Purling Oaks on your famous Blog Awards list! Thank you! You’ve made my year.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
What? Me? I won your favorite blog pet award? I am SO excited!! Woof! Woowoowoowoof! Thank you! Wait until I tell Mom! I can’t get my tail to stop wagging!!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
Ouch Turtlegirl! That’s snappy.
Great list you two. I love getting new blogs to read from it, but I won’t lie I only add the blogs with lots of pictures.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:16 am
Hey, I almost missed that Autumn Rose made the list–thanks for the link on that, too!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:41 am
Thank you! I am so amazed to find myself on this list! What do I do? What do I say? Where do I put my hands???
January 1st, 2008 at 11:55 am
Thank you!! Happy New Year!!
January 1st, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Oh my gosh!! THAT was funny! I can’t believe you two put all of that together! I learned a bunch! Thanks!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Happy New Year! Well, I saw my name on the famed list and plotzed! So I have a real reason (not for the size or lack thereof) to stick my chest out. And to live up to my new name, one of you switched the words on 51.;) Be well, be happy and for gawdsakes be you.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Does this mean I need to cancel today’s scheduled rant?
January 1st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I so enjoyed your awards. Congrats to all!!!
Hugs and Happy New Year!!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Thanks for a great counterpoint to the sugary sweetness of the Rose Parade this New Year’s morning! And thanks for a year of good reading and keeping it real–here’s a toast to another year of the same!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Happy New Year! Thanks for the fun read.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Thanks for the award - I feel so honored! You guys are great and I can’t wait to see what the new year brings for all of us…
January 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Happy New Year! Your blog awards are the best part of a new year.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Happy New Year, may this one suck less than the last!
(Shouldn’t be hard, oh please, oh please.)
January 1st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Holy fuck, I got TWO AWARDS? And still I whine: I wanted to get Best Buns! Hahahahah.
I have a couple other things to say: Double-Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Cookie is so awesome it’s hard for words.
I miss Lauren, too!!!
I’m sure I have a lot of other things to say, but I must be off to the gym (just rubbing it in, is all)….. BUT thanks for the links to the podcasts. I’m rather podcast stupid, and am only just getting into them, so thanks for that.
January 1st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
OH! And I forgot to say that your group of antisocials is probably too big at this point to allow any of its members to be called antisocial. Sort of like the Monty Python hermit sketch.
January 1st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I would like to thank the Academy, my mum and the hefty bribes without which winning this award would have been impossible.
And as I climb my way up the ladder of fame I’d like to take this opportunity to spit on all the little people down below. So long suckers! I’ll not be seeing you again.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
What a great birthday present! You guys are so sweet! Thank you!
And I hope this year brings you both nothing but the very best! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
January 1st, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Ooh, I’m a blue fairy! Makes sense, really.
I’d like to thank everyone who made this possible, especially my imaginary friends.
And I promise to work on my cussin’ for the coming year, seeing I’ve slipped from my pinnacle …
January 1st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I look forward to these awards every year…just to read all the fun blogs I might have missed!!! Happy New Year!!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Thank you very much. I am honored. Have a good 08 and keep on knitting…
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
*sniff* Thanks guys. I’m all e-klemped over this. Guess I’ll put those plans of entering a convent off for a bit……
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
I love these awards! Now if only I wasn’t so behind in the blogs I already claim to read…
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
oh my, I never expected to win again! consider my eye-poke inducing analogy sweet revenge for turning me into a knit blogger, totally against my will, and kicking and screaming the whole way.
THANKS!
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
That’s better
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Happy New Year! Looking forward to seeing you BOTH in the coming year!
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Awww, shucks - I’m blushing! Here’s hoping the lambs are healthy and spring isn’t as far away as it seems in our winter of record snowfalls in Maine!
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
*tap, tap, tap* Hey, is this thing on? *squeal* Okay, that’s better…
I shook off my hangover yesterday, and discovered you’ve given me an Award. *a perfect single tear of appreciation slides down my cheek* Thank ewe! I’d also like to thank my Mom and Dad, and Tom, and my Grandma for teaching me how to knit when I was six, and all the great yarn stores out there and…I’m waiting for the swag to start hitting my door. Preferably cashmere, Sea Silk, or Rowan Calmer. *air kisses to all*
Happy eff-iing New Year, Jen and Laura!!! May 2008 totally rock. Hard. Love you grrls.
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Happy New Year Ladies! I’m only able to comment from home. Apparently “knotty girls” makes my work firewall get it’s heckles up!
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
great list!! happy new year girls! total lurker btw, hope to comment more in the 08!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Yeah Jen La. It wouldn’t be the new year without you! I’m so glad you put all your heart and soul into this review. Yeah for Chappy!!! Well deserved. Congratulations to all.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
If I would have been coherent yesterday instead of laying half-dead on my couch cursing to the gods of alcoholic mass consumption, I would have seen this post earlier. Thanks for mentioning my blog even though it never gets updated!! It almost inspires me to post something there. (Almost.)
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Happy New Year, Jen and La! And now I’ll go silent while I spend the next six weeks reading all the new-to-me blogs. Yay!
January 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
wow! thank you . . i am SO late in finding out i won something. but heck i was knitting for a good cause.
thanks again!
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Dang! Two years mentions in a row? I will have to hire Norma on whatever whacked-out, hopped-up, perky herbal thing she’s on to help with orders now, I suspect.
Thanks for the nod, ladies!
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Wow. I just found your blog on another site. Thanks so much for the mention!! Totally made my day!
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Always always the best part of the year, your blog awards. And no, I am not sucking up for 08.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
i guess i’ll just have to work harder again this year.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I love the annual awards you guys hand out - hands down the best knitting awards ever! I’m glad you pulled it together this year, I needed it!
January 5th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
FAVORITE BLOG ENTRY TITLE OF DECEMBER, 2007: JenLa– “Have your balls dropped?’
Thank you. Thank you very much.
January 7th, 2008 at 10:20 am
“Pusher of the Year”? Wow! Thank you so much for the honor - you have totally made our week here at The Loopy Ewe! We’ll do our best to keep that title all year long.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Fabulous list!
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