JenLa

Ponchos don’t kill people; people who knit ponchos kill people.

My Personal War on Christmas

Filed under: FO, Knitting — jenifleur at 6:49 pm on Thursday, November 29, 2007

Warning: I AM the scrooge. Take one part flu, one part exhaustion, ten parts of delivering the results of CYBER FUCKING MONDAY, add a dash of assholes and garnish with billions of catalogs. Mix well and serve to a postie. Suggested appetizer: budget cuts. I have one more fucking day of it NOT BEING DECEMBER and I want it, dammit. If you’re enjoying your holiday, I am so glad, but I warn you not to read ahead. /drains glass

(skimmers, pay no attention to the content behind the jump … )

Will Wonders Never Cease

Filed under: Knitting — La at 5:23 pm on Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I wasn’t expecting to post today. Until just a few minutes ago I thought I had nothing to say. And let’s face it. I’m tired. I’m tired in the way a person is when they carry on a conversation for way longer than it should have been, well…carried on. I brought it on myself, you know. Taking personal responsibility for daily posts, and feeling disappointed in myself when a day went by without one. But, when you do that, the conversation suffers, doesn’t it? Talking for the sake of filling the silence is just useless blather, and can be excutiatingly boring at best and downright agonizing to witness at worst. So, as of last night I made a promise to myself. Following Jen’s suit, no more blogging for the sake of blogging, and only posting when I have something worth saying, something worth reading. Which, guess what? I do, obviously.

I need to get something off my chest:

Why do non-knitters think you can just whip up hand knits?
To quote Wen:
“Why sure! I’ll just crap that outta my magic asshole.”

I wasn’t planning on doing any Christmas knitting, really, I wasn’t. Oh, back in July I had toyed with the idea of doing a couple of Wisps, a peasant cap and a cute little simple seed-stitch scarf to match, but get real! Next thing I know it’s November 1st, and I was still working on my baby blanket and CPH, so yeah…no Christmas knitting this year.

Then, on Thanksgiving, mom casually informed me that she and dad are taking an Alaskan cruise in March and oh, wouldn’t it be so nice if my 80+ year old dad could have a nice thick hand-knit scarf to go with his new coat to keep him warm, and oh by the way, do I know how to knit fingerless gloves, you know, the type that go around each finger?…and how nice would those be for her on the trip, and then to keep her hands warm while she takes her early-morning walks.

So I guess I’ve got a scarf and a pair of convertible gloves to churn out. I’m thinking something warm and thick with a cable knotwork motif for the scarf. That one I’m pretty sure of. But I’m not quite sure which pattern or yarn to use on the gloves. Any recommendations? Some thing simple and possibly mindless until we get to the fingers part. Also? I think if I learned how to knit while driving, hire a maid, stop cooking, eating, sleeping and showering, I just might have enough time to do both since I’ve never knit a glove in my life, let alone 2.

So uh, where DOES one buy a magic asshole?

Blogjam

Filed under: Knitting — jenifleur at 1:26 pm on Monday, November 26, 2007

Blogjam: [blahg jaam] -noun,

1. Phenomenon nearly always experienced in November due to NaMoBloPo when many people decide for some reason they will post daily throughout the month, causing a serious backup in your RSS aggregator.

2. The feeling you get upon logging onto your computer after being on vacation, being sick, experiencing a loss of internet or otherwise being separated from your computer for an extended period.

Dude, I’ve been busy for over four hours and now I have a total Blogjam in my GoogleReader. It’s so bad I’m just gonna mark all as read.

I couldn’t even find a link to the original source for NaMoBloPo. Perhaps it was because I wasn’t willing to dig beyond the first five search results, but if you ever thought for one second I wasn’t lazy, consider this my formal announcement. This daily post thing kills me every year and I don’t even participate, but this time it’s coinciding with actual busy times. I have 938 new items in my bloglines right now after reading blogs for four hours. Admittedly, anything that begins with “I don’t really have anything to post [but I have to post every day in November...]” I skip.

As you are probably aware, I’ve been flat ass busy the last couple weeks. Holidays at the office of things which are mailed are atrocious. I half-believe that the people who have been in car wrecks, catching the flu and breaking their wrists specifically chose this time of year to do it. And I’m taking notes because when it comes my time to seize the opportunity, I’ll be able to choose wisely in my timing, too. I haven’t been knitting terribly much because my shoulders, back and hands are so fatigued and achy that I’m afraid of doing myself actual harm by practicing my hobbies. I’ve been going to bed at 7 p.m., too, and I have yet to figure out a way to knit in my sleep, though I’ll be sure to write a book about the process should I achieve it. In order to get some inspiration about writing a post when I have been doing little aside from working and sleeping, I began by reading blogs-hence my realization that having entered here, I should abandon all hope. But you know what else it made me realize? I’m not feeling it right now. It’s not that people aren’t interesting. [It's not you, it's me.] I’m getting the blahgs again and hope it won’t last long. I don’t want to write. Or more specifically, I despise the feeling of obligation to write. The one helpful thing I ran across in my aborted attempt to catch up was Blogging Without Obligation. I am hereby invoking it. It may save me from slamming the door altogether. It’ll give me time to ponder the hows and whys and potential changes, at any rate.

Meanwhile, I did get out of my cage for a few hours yesterday and went to my abbreviated post-holiday knitting group and performed some public steeking. I wanted to demonstrate that it’s not the colossal and catastrophic event it has been made out to be. Even if I was doing this in a most calm and pragmatic fashion, people did sort of freak out. I blame the internet. Everyone likes a good knitting melodrama these days. At any rate, it went well. There are rumors of candid video but Claudia hasn’t posted them to YouTube so I can’t show you, but you can guess that the very word ’steeking’ means that I’ve reached the point in the Bauhaus sweater where cutting it open in some places to achieve key features like arm- and neckholes has become necessary. I think these are really going to improve the overall enjoyment and fit of the pullover, too. I got the neck band picked up and knitted and have picked up for sleeve one now, so I’m slowly but surely progressing.

bauhaus, post steeking

I also did a little bit of spinning. When my hands hurt too much to knit, I thought perhaps the drafting motion may prove to be somewhat soothing so I worked on something small. One ounce of silk singles:

silk singles,
silk close up

Amounting in 300 yards of lace weight softness. There are plans for this already working but I’m forcing them to the back of my thoughts until obligations are fulfilled. This will also give me a chance to reclaim a necessary reference out on loan. {Melissa. Ahem}

It will be competing with this:

corbie

Which is Corbiethat I won from The Chicken Goddess. Easiest yarn I ever got. All I had to do was offer a wrong guess and I got this beautiful sock yarn. I know it’s quite difficult to see the color changes in it because they’re difficult to detect in person as well, but that’s why I love it. There is blue and green and black and grey in there. Nobody else need ever know they’re there and I’ll still be elated.

Who You Callin’ Turkey?

Filed under: Knitting, Misc — La at 9:47 am on Thursday, November 22, 2007


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Big Damn Post

Filed under: Knitting, baby knits — La at 5:00 pm on Wednesday, November 21, 2007



Serenity

There’s no place I can be
Since I Found Serenity

Stats: Baby Blanket
Pattern: Serenity
Yarn: Lion Brand Cotton Ease, just a smidge over 5 balls. Worsted (9wpi)
Needles: US Size 7 [4.5mm] circs. I used my Denise Interchangeables so I could expand the circumference as the blanket grew
Started: August 2007
Finished: November 2007
Mods/Notes: Well, since this is an original design there haven’t been any modifications, yet.

Serenity

This is a square baby blanket combining cables and lace, knit from the center out with cabled corner spines and a slightly scalloped edge. Would it be vain of me to say I really enjoyed knitting my own pattern? Well then, bring me my magic mirror, cuz knitting enjoyment factor for me? Pretty damned high. Like, “beyond the rim” high. Among other things, I cabled without cable needles for the first time ever! And constantly, as in, unless it’s a sven-or-more-stitch cable, I don’t need no stinkin’ needle! Many an hour of my commute was happily spent intensely conjuring the engineering of this blanket; which elements to introduce and where, what kind of edging did I want? How was I going to build the stitch count while a la Veronik Avery, working the newly-added stitches directly into the cable & lace motif. And how to best achieve the overall look I was wanting in the simplest yet most engaging way possible; and how to put it all down on paper in such a way that other people besides me can understand it.

The only issue I have with this pattern is that you can’t add more repeats of the cable & lace motif than what the pattern calls for unless you’re prepared to do some serious slap-dashery and number-fiddling. I tried, but to write it all down in the pattern made my brain all ’splodey. Besides, at 42″ x 42″ I don’t see much need for it to be any larger, unless you’re wanting to use a finer-gauge.

I seriously considered taking Turtlegirl’s threat advice, and thought about submitting it to IK, Magknits or Knitty, but I really didn’t want to have to sit on the pattern and the pictures until February (and I’m still mad a Knitty for the last rejection). And even though I’ve been threatened about giving the pattern away (busted kneecaps…okay, I might be exaggerating a might), I can’t bring myself to charge money for it. That’s not what we’re about. So, if you’re interested, there are 3 ways to obtain this pattern.

1. Click the Big Damn Button.
2. Find it in the Ravelry library.
3. Once Jen gets a chance to catch her breath, let alone has 2 minutes to rub together, it’ll be up on our free patterns page (very top of the page where it says Our Free Patterns). In the meantime, just hang tight and, see numbers 1 or 2.

I’m rather curious to see this knit up in something other than cotton. So, if you knit it, let me know.

serenity1
Shiny!
(click on the word)

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